Robyn ([info]secretpassage) wrote,
@ 2007-03-25 23:05:00
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Melyn's Hag Do
Last night I went to Dylan and Melanie's stag do/hen night, which for convenience's sake we shall call Melyn's hag do.

We started off at the Pearl Garden Chinese restaurant in Newmarket, and had many plates of many delicious foods. I think my favourite was the cashew chicken, but then I'm a Pakeha, so I would.

Unlike stereotypical stag dos and hens' nights, there were no plastics boobs, blow-up sheep, nylon bridal veils or penis necklaces. No, the hag do was far more civilised than that. We had 10 pin bowling.

We went up to the bowling alley atop the car park on Khyber Pass. From the outside, the bowling alley stop the car park is somewhat of an architectural monstrosity, but on the inside it's got everything you need for a good night out.

I played a couple of a games, got a couple of strikes (see, all that Wii bowling has payed off), but also managed to suck. I shocked the lads with my left-handed bowling. OMG. I'm left-handed.

After that we taxied up to Forde's bar on Anzac Ave. I've always been curious about Forde's. It's on the top floor of the old Station Hotel, offering panoramic views of Foodtown, the stadium and some apartment buildings. But, due to a quirk in downtown Auckland's coastal geography, it's also on the ground floor, so there were no stairs to climb.

Forde's is an awesome bar. If I was going to be an alcoholic and I need a regular, this would be it. Mr Forde, the proprietor, is everything you want in a pubman.

We all played a bit of "I have never", with the unsurprising conclusion being that we are all awful people.

Afterwards the party was reduced to me, Melanie, Dylan, Morgan and this guy called Glen. We all wandered down to Showgirls, and this is where things got really exciting.

There was a large group of girls standing outside Showgirls. Now, having spent a year catching the 11.40 bus across the road from Showgirls, I know that usually the only people who stand around outside it are the sort of men who are regular at Showgirls, and strippers on fag breaks. So it was obvious that something was up.

And there he was - Lukas Rossi of television's "Rockstar: Supernova" fame. Dylan took some pics. OMG!

Lukas is really short and I could totally beat him up. He was surrounded by heaps of excited girls who all seemed to want to have sexual relations with him. Why? He's short. He's not hot. It can't just be that he was on the telly and he was in a band.

Knowing that nothing could really top that, we had hot chocolate and then called it a night. And a rad night it was.


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maxthechef
2007-03-25 11:02 am UTC (link)
I'm a fan of the old-fashioned bachelor/ette's party (just don't have yours on the same night, in the same town, as your future ball and chain).
It is the last chance for a bit of carnal fun, although I don't believe anyone should do the full rudies... pay a professional girl or boy for some bootie-shaking or perhaps a hand-cranking.

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[info]secretpassage
2007-03-25 11:06 am UTC (link)
It was kind of different for Melyn because they've been together for a few years now and they already have offspring, so they weren't really saying goodbye to a wild, single and free life, but rather just celebrating their upcoming nuptials with their friends. (That's just my theory on the situation).

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maxthechef
2007-03-25 11:08 am UTC (link)
I'm no good at understanding these modern kids who do everything in reverse... I have to go hide my grey hairs and get ready for school tomorrow.

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[info]murraynz
2007-03-25 11:56 am UTC (link)
Just YouTubed Lukas and can now join in your celebrity stalk of Lukas.

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[info]gfsoul
2007-03-25 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Now that I've gone old, I always leave before the real fun happens. From now on, I'm never going home until I've spotted Muppet Eddie Munster.

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(Anonymous)
2007-03-25 11:20 pm UTC (link)
I can't even begin to think what a "penis necklace" would be.

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(Anonymous)
2007-03-26 08:17 am UTC (link)
Google Images reveals all. And it even works with 'moderate safe search' on
http://images.google.com/images?q=penis%20necklace

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[info]secretpassage
2007-03-26 09:27 am UTC (link)
That's lol-tastic because I didn't even have anything specific in mind. Like, I've never seen a penis necklace, but such a combination of words seems the sort of likely accoutrement of a hen's party. I'm glad that it is real.

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[info]draizuh
2007-03-26 12:26 pm UTC (link)
regulars of showgirls such as matt and my self?
i bet all the girls were there to see matt...

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[info]dilbert_adams
2007-03-30 09:13 am UTC (link)
Good clean christian fun. I think finishing a night with a hot chocolate can only but set you up for some sweet dreams.

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(Anonymous)
2007-04-03 08:01 am UTC (link)
we are all awfulesome people.

(Fixed it for you.)

The Morgan

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[info]secretpassage
2007-04-04 07:14 am UTC (link)
Oh, cheers for that. I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

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